Was That The Batmobile?!!

Dated: June 7 2023

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🦇 BREAKING FAKE NEWS! 🦇
 
You may have heard of Batman, the Dark Knight of Gotham City. A billionaire vigilante who fights crime with his high-tech gadgets and sidekick Robin. But did you know that Batman may be moving to Durham Region? That's right, he's decided to leave his gloomy city behind and start a new life in the sunny suburbs of Ontario. 🏙
 
But why Durham Region, you ask? According to sources close to the Caped Crusader, he's looking for a place with less need for crime-fighting and more charm & culture. He's impressed by the diversity and vibrancy of Durham Region and its proximity to Toronto and Niagara Falls. He also likes the fact that it has a lot of caves and tunnels that could serve as his new secret headquarters. 🗿
 
But finding a new Bat Cave is not an easy task. That's why Batman enlisted the help of RealEstate Tim, a local real estate agent who specializes in unique and made-to-fit properties. Tim has been working with Batman, on the down low, showing him various options for his new lair. 🕷️
 
"I have to say, it's been an honor to work with Batman," Tim said. "He's very particular about what he wants, but very respectful." 🕵🏾‍♀️
 
Some of the properties that Tim showed Batman include:
 
- A former nuclear bunker in Clarington that has a blast-proof door, a ventilation system, and a generator.
- A limestone quarry in Uxbridge that has a large underground lake, a waterfall, and a helipad.
- A historic mansion in Whitby that has a secret passage behind a bookcase, a wine cellar, and a library.
- A decommissioned subway station in Oshawa that has a platform, tracks, and trains.
- A medieval castle in Pickering that has a moat, a drawbridge, and a dungeon.
 
Batman hasn't made his final decision, but he's leaning towards the castle ⚖ because it reminds him of his ancestral home. 🏙
 
"I'm very excited to be here in Durham Region," Batman said. "I think it's a great place to live and work. I plan to throw some parties, maybe get drunk, dance... Of course, I'll always be ready to protect the innocent and fight the forces of evil... Hopefully not with a hangover" 🦇
 
So there you have it, folks. Welcome to Durham Region, Batman. We're glad you're here!!
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Tim Rutherfurd

Born and raised in the Durham Region, Tim has always had a keen eye for design, and an interest in the investment potential in the housing market. He prides himself on having amazing local market know....

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